Well, I could try hooking up a device like this....
Or I could employ the service of something like...
Gawd, I hope these things work. Or otherwise, if any of my best bloggy bitches are up that early, PLEASE CALL AND WAKE ME UP! My review and first annual raise depend on it right now!!!!! (Deleted.)
Omyfuckingawd, I must be drunk. I just posted my phone numbers on the Internet.